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Total Medals Earned: 36 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 545 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha 25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie 25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Long Fall Unlocked 12/11/09
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)

Enigmata

Nightstealer Unlocked 8/28/09
5 Points
Defeat the first minion of Genu.
Protector of Darkness 25 Points Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.
Keeper of Souls 50 Points Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.
Demon Lord Genu 100 Points Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.
Epic 100 Points Defeat the creator of Genu.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Art Guy Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Beholder Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defender Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
Fail Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Punching Bag Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Regice Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/18 (75/460 points)

Level Up!

Gem Collector Unlocked 11/28/09
5 Points
Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster 5 Points Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur 10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder 10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail 10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Dashing Course Legend 25 Points Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict 25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills 25 Points Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac 50 Points Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker 50 Points Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac 50 Points Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Obsessive 100 Points Get 100% completion.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Red Moon

Mere 5 Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Defeat 5 enemies.
Art Piece 10 Points Collect 1 concept art.
Introduction 10 Points Watch the introduction cinematic.
Sound of Music 10 Points Collect 1 sound track.
Art Collector 25 Points Collect all concept art.
Halfway There 25 Points Complete half of the game.
Killer 30 25 Points Defeat 30 enemies.
Sound Guru 25 Points Collect all sound tracks.
Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points Watch all cinematics.
Long Live The King 50 Points Complete the game.
Slayer 80 50 Points Defeat 80 enemies.
Orb Hunter 100 Points Collect all Red Orbs.
Red Moon Deity 100 Points Complete the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/490 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Bloodshot Unlocked 5/19/09
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Domestic Violence 25 Points X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles 25 Points Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners 50 Points Oh Ono!
Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Amateur Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Icarus Unlocked 10/28/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 8/18/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 8/18/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 8/18/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Master Unlocked 8/18/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 8/18/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 15/20 (270/500 points)